I'm missing today's episode of The Actuator.
How can I complete Hump Day without it?
(With humble respects to "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying")
If I can't read my Wednesday feeds
And learn what's on the edge that bleeds
If I can't get some knowledge seeds
Something within me fails!
If I can't spend my daily breaks
Reading how long downtime takes
I need those strange I.T. outtakes
Preventing network fails!
I ordered fries; they missed the taters
I called them back, those wrong waiters
But where is our Actuator?
Gone is the sense of Enterprise!
Something within me dies . . .
