Inside SolarWinds deep, where the servers all hum,
A brand-new tomorrow has finally come!
It’s SolarWinds Day, oh the bells they will ring,
For the goal-oriented wonders that AI will bring!
Up stepped Mike Driskell, so polished and grand,
The finest presenter in all of the land.
He spoke of Avior, brilliant and bright,
A guiding AI that shines like a light!
He clicked and he pointed, he guided the crowd,
The chats from the viewers were fervent and loud!
“It looks for your problems!” Mike said with a smile,
“It fixes your networks and sits for a while!
It reasons, it plans, it works like a charm,
To keep all your systems away from all harm!”
The product was amazing, the future was clear,
Viewers gave a whistle, the crowd gave a cheer!
But deep in the back, a small murmur did grow,
A tiny assessment of Mike’s stellar show.
For Mike was fantastic, yes Mike was a star,
But he didn’t talk like a pirate from far!
No “Shiver me timbers!” No “Ahoy there, matey!”
No patch on his eye while presenting to Katie!
He didn’t say “Yarrr!” when explaining the tech,
He didn't yell “Walk the AI down the plank of the deck!”
So the software is grand, and Avior’s a treat,
The goal-oriented AI is quite hard to beat!
We love you, Mike Driskell, your talent is huge...
But next time, please dress like a high-seas scrooge!
