Salem Saberhagen, the snarky, spellbound feline, is a 500-year-old warlock trapped in the body of a cat—and he’s not thrilled about it. Armed with razor-sharp wit, grand world-domination plans, and a penchant for sarcasm, Salem proves that black cats aren’t bad luck—they’re just criminally underappreciated masterminds. |
Baxter, Ron Burgundy’s pint-sized, mustachioed soulmate, is more than just a dog—he’s a gentleman and a scholar. Fluent in Spanish and capable of surviving bear attacks, Baxter is the furry rock in Ron’s absurd world. Whether delivering wisdom through soulful stares or sharing a snack of questionable origin, this tiny legend proves that behind every great newsman is an even greater dog. |