[Updated] Wanted: Geeky T-shirt captions that play on your favorite movie quotes, titles, etc.

THWACKnation! We need your help coming up with t-shirt captions that play off your favorite movies.

Please send us your best ideas & geeky twists on cult classics!

**Updated** We have just rolled out an official process to turn your slogans into SWAG!

At the top of the Fun & Geeky group there is a place to submit a slogan or vote on slogan submissions.

So let those creative juices flow and unleash your enthusiasm for all things IT and geeky.

We can't wait to see what you come up with!

  • This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You don't download NPM - the story ends, you wake up in your bed with a late night phone call believing whatever you want to believe. You download NPM - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the network goes.

  • You can do a play on the old University althletic dept t-shirts and list the school as "Thwack U"

    "Resitance is Futile, You will be monitored"

  • I like the "Thwack U".  emoticons_happy.png  Multiple connotations.

    Or, "I'm not surfing, I'm Thwacking Around!"

  • Gotta love "Princess Bride"

    Hello. My name is System Administrator. You killed my server. Prepare to cry.

    Turns out your server here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.


    You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.


    I hate waiting.

         Inigo Montoya


    Don't rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

  • "I"m gonna make him a Poller he can't refuse."  (Godfather)

    "Malware.  Why does it always have to be malware?"  (Indiana Jones referencing snakes)

    "Here's pinging at you, Kid."  (Casablanca)

    "I am Root!"  (Guardians of the Galaxy)

    "I coulda had class.  I coulda been a contender.  I coulda used Orion."  (On The Water Front)

    "Frankly, my Dear, I don't lose a ping!"   (Gone With The Wind)

    "I'll ping what he's pinging'  (When Harry Met Sally)

    "What we got here is a lack of communication."  (Cool Hand Luke)

    "Orion, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." (Casablanca)

    "Ping loss never bothered me anyway." (Frozen)

    "Toto, I've a feeling we can't ping Kansas anymore."  (Wizard of Oz)

    "You had me at 'Hello'" (referencing the three-way handshake and ICMP--Jerry Maguire)

    "You're gonna need a bigger Host!"  (Jaws)

    "One does not simply Migrate Orion." (Lord of the Rings)

    "It's a TRAP! (snmp, that is)"  (Star Wars)

    "I find your lack of ping response disturbing."  (Star Wars

    "Never tell me the latency!" (Han Solo, Star Wars--"Never tell me the odds!").  Or, "Never tell me the cost!"

    "It is our tools that show what we truly are, far more than our servers."  (Dumbledore, Harry Potter)

    "Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, Oracle."  (Harry Potter)

    Maybe most appropriate in today's age of hackers, malware, and vulnerabilities:

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  • A paraphrase of the John Wayne character in The Shootist.

    "I won't be hacked. I won't be slowed down. I won't be denied service. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."


    The original line is:

    John Bernard Books: "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a- hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

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  • Have you tried turning it off and on again?

                    -  Roy, IT Crowd

  • Great Show! (and applies to so many situations emoticons_happy.png )