11 Replies Latest reply on Jul 18, 2014 7:26 PM by bsciencefiction.tv

    Don't Destroy The Planet

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      When you fail to implement Solarwinds Server and Application Monitor and Network Configuration Manager on your Cyberdyne Systems' Skynet Application, you miss minor changes.

      When you miss minor changes, your application performance degrades.

      When you application degrades, it does not perform as expected.

      When it does not perform as expected, your application become self-aware.

      When your application becomes self aware, it decides to eradicate humanity.

      When it decides to eradicate humanity, it builds terminators.

      When it builds terminators, they destroy the planet.

      Don't destroy the planet, implement Solarwinds Server and Application Monitor with NCM.