0 Replies Latest reply on Jan 31, 2014 2:18 PM by DanielleH



      Virtual Vandal


      The Blame-O-Saurus loves subjective information. It's a hotbed of finger-pointing, name-calling, and hair-pulling. What caused the problem? Was it the database? The app code? The network? The hardware? The database is often the most complicated and convoluted in the mix, so the burden of proof lies with the DBA.

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      Meet The Rest of The Monsters

        Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users.            The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!            Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!            Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick.            As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time.            Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy.            Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!