If I were a HAL 9000 series computing machine I might be in an operational state on a space vessel somewhere in our little solar system, closer to Jupiter than Earth, with some probability of lethal malfunction; and to understate the obvious, I would not be helping anyone here on thwack.com.
But I do or try to help people on thwack.com watch their bits better. Therefore, I am probably not a HAL 9000 series computing machine.
I alternate between feeling ambiguously clear (state='0' if you like) and clearly ambiguous (state='1' as it were).
I enjoy verbing nouns.