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Looking for more geeky slogans!

As those of you who have attended Cisco Live and VMWorld in the US or Europe know, we've gotten some fantastic slogans from our community and employees for our Buttons and Stickers. 

We've got a great running list of slogans, but we need the assistance of our fabulous thwack community members to help us come up with some new ones!  To get the creative juices flowing, here's a few favorites from the current selection:

·         I’m here because you broke something

·        I’m not babbling I’m just encrypted

·        To err is human; to really screw up, you need root

·        It’s not that I can’t explain it; it’s just that you wouldn’t understand

·        No, the network is not down

·         My head is in The Cloud

·         Don't Pee in my Virtual Pool

·         I caught the Ether-Bunny in my EtherNet

·         Byte Me

For the best submissions, I've got some great SolarWinds Geek swag to give out!!
Thanks for the assistance,
PS - here are some photos to inspire, as well...
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Level 13

This seems to be a ID-10T problem!

The issue seems to be at Layer 8!

I can explain it to you, but I can not understand it for you.

Level 10

"Hello IT, Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Level 11

Customer: My laptop won't turn on

Help Desk: Have you plugged it up and let it charge?

Customer: No, you said this laptop had wireless!

(Actual conversation I had with a customer when I worked at Best Buy)

Can't print? The Internet must be down!

Level 11

.You're experiencing a PEBKAC error.           (Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair for those who haven't heard it before)

I missed our anniversary because I ran out of memory.

When in doubt, try another port

Message was edited by: Andrew Danen   Took one of them out as it was suggested previously.

My hard drive is bigger than yours!

I feel like a hat model...

I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.

It always works in test, when it gets into production...BAM!!! Gremlins....

I nibbled a bit off my byte

Level 10

no place like

My network is slow. I need a bigger pipe.

Level 11

Will you be present on Cisco Live in San Diego? Will any of these slogans appear on buttons?

SolarWinds will not be a sponsor at CiscoLive 2012, please read how you can still snag some of our newest buttons designs here:

What group is this link in?

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Level 10

I live my life one packet at a time.

I live my life in SYN.

I'm not ignoring you, my buffers just full.

Level 11

We've gotten some GREAT submissions so far, Keep Them Coming!!!!!!

Level 9

It's not a bug, it's a feature!


(read the manual)

Level 7

I would like to make the following suggestions:


SSH... It's a secret

CAPTCHA says I'm a bot

WEP?  No problem

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