Looking for more geeky slogans!

[spugatch]

As those of you who have attended Cisco Live and VMWorld in the US or Europe know, we've gotten some fantastic slogans from our community and employees for our Buttons and Stickers. 

We've got a great running list of slogans, but we need the assistance of our fabulous thwack community members to help us come up with some new ones!  To get the creative juices flowing, here's a few favorites from the current selection:

·         I’m here because you broke something

·        I’m not babbling I’m just encrypted

·        To err is human; to really screw up, you need root

·        It’s not that I can’t explain it; it’s just that you wouldn’t understand

·        No, the network is not down

·         My head is in The Cloud

·         Don't Pee in my Virtual Pool

·         I caught the Ether-Bunny in my EtherNet

·         Byte Me

For the best submissions, I've got some great SolarWinds Geek swag to give out!!

Thanks for the assistance,

Sandi

PS - here are some photos to inspire, as well...

[svindler]

"I eat serial lines for breakfast"

"GEEKO ERGO SUM"

"I used to be a geek but then I took an arrow to the knee"

[svindler]

Use IPv6 and be a c00l:d00d

[svindler]

IPv4 is dead::beef

[svindler]

Yeah, I saw your tweet.

Sorry, TL;DR

[svindler]

Load balancing

=

One beer in each hand

[svindler]

My hammock is spanning trees

[svindler]

"1010-0100"

[mjchacko]

I see dead pixels!
Looks like a PICNIC-Problem In Chair Not In Computer
TWSS -That’s What Solarwinds Said
For a Biblical/Hollywood twist-> So let it be written, so let it be logged
This is serious-It’s an ID10T Error
I"m not slacking- my code's compiling
11 Cheers for Binary!
cd pub grep mor$ Beer

[itforensicsphil]

mjchacko wrote:

I see dead pixels!
Looks like a PICNIC-Problem In Chair Not In Computer
TWSS -That’s What Solarwinds Said
For a Biblical/Hollywood twist-> So let it be written, so let it be logged
This is serious-It’s an ID10T Error
I"m not slacking- my code's compiling
11 Cheers for Binary!
cd pub grep mor$ Beer

I like the cd pub grep mor$ Beer , and I'm not slacking - my code's compiling

[mjchacko]

I'm not slacking off, I am saving a snapshot!

Trains come to a stop at a train-station, I have a work-station 🙂

[mjchacko]

10 is company, 11's a crowd

[bsnickle]

That's geeky!

[darragh.delaney]

My VLAN's are colour coded

[darragh.delaney]

"To err is human; to ACL is geek"

"I capture packets for breakfast"

"My other network has a V6 IPV6"

[Karlo.Zatylny]

"My network is cranked up to 11."

[mcbridea]

"It's not a SYN to ACK."

[prowessa]

Nice one Andy