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SE Feature Leecher

Virtual Vandal

You have to move from Enterprise Edition to Standard. That sucks! The SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on. No more diagnostics and tuning packs, yet you have to continue to deliver high performance. Now what?

Get better tools

SolarWinds Database Performance Analyzer (formerly Confio Ignite) restores the database performance monitoring that you lose when moving to SE. And at a much lower cost! Database Performance Analyzer is completely compatible with SE with no loss functionality. And unlike OEM, Database Performance Analyzer provides detailed performance analysis that can be easily shared and understood by developers, managers, DBAs and architects. Without the load and complexity of the Diagnostic Pack, DBAs can actually improve IT team collaboration and database performance.

Lean more about monitoring performance in SE, download a free trial of Database Performance Analyzer, and restore your performance monitoring mojo.



Meet The Rest of The Monsters

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  <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225341#225341" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph2.png" title="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." alt="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." onmouseover="this.src='/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph1.png';"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225340#225340" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/vw2.png" title="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!" alt="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62275" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ts2.png" title="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!" alt="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62277" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/qb2.png" title="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."alt="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62278" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/bos2.png" title="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time." alt="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62279" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/do2.png" title="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy." alt="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225349#225349" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/fl2.png" title="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!" alt="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!"

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