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Community Manager

DevObstacle

Virtual Vandal

The DevObstacle places your IT team into silos. He knows that disparate locations, specialized tools and even different goals (ex. developers want change, production wants stability!), keeps developers DBAs, architects, QA engineers from working together. This slows productivity and delays software release cycles.

SolarWinds Database Performance Analyzer (formerly Confio Ignite) smashes the barriers between DBAs and developers

Database Performance Analyzer clears the road for IT team collaboration. With Database Performance Analyzer, developers have read-only visibility to production performance, so they can view live performance of their code without DBA help or intrusion. QA engineers can find performance issues before they hit deployment. And DBAs can collaborate with the extended IT team, showing everyone the exact problem while maintaining 100% control. A DevOps software lifecycle process translates into better service delivery and faster time to market.

Get your IT teams singing Kubaya today! Learn more about  database performance for DevOps and download a free trial of Database Performance Analyzer now.



Meet The Rest of The Monsters

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  <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225341#225341" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph2.png" title="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." alt="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." onmouseover="this.src='/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph1.png';"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225340#225340" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/vw2.png" title="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!" alt="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62275" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ts2.png" title="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!" alt="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62277" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/qb2.png" title="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."alt="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62278" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/bos2.png" title="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time." alt="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62279" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/do2.png" title="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy." alt="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225349#225349" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/fl2.png" title="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!" alt="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!"

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