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Blame-o-Saurus

Virtual Vandal

The Blame-O-Saurus loves subjective information. It's a hotbed of finger-pointing, name-calling, and hair-pulling. What caused the problem? Was it the database? The app code? The network? The hardware? The database is often the most complicated and convoluted in the mix, so the burden of proof lies with the DBA.

Fight back with facts

SolarWinds Database Performance Analyzer (formerly Confio Ignite) displays the facts relating to performance issues. By measuring response time and building simple pictures (even a manager can read), Database Performance Analyzer stops the Blame-O-Saurus right in its tracks.

Put an end to the finger pointing. Download a free 14-day Database Performance Analyzer trial and prove where the problem really lies.



Meet The Rest of The Monsters

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  <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225341#225341" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph2.png" title="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." alt="Winner of the 2002 database resource eating contest. This Performance Hog is a real pig when it comes to IO, CPU, and memory resources. Degrading performance for the end users." onmouseover="this.src='/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ph1.png';"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225340#225340" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/vw2.png" title="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!" alt="The Virtual Vandal loves hiding critical server resource metrics needed to solve VMware database performance problems. Good luck finding them!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62275" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/ts2.png" title="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!" alt="Days of your life spent pouring over useless tools trying to figure out - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, is what the Time-Sucka’ loves best. Fo’ shizzle!"

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62277" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/qb2.png" title="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."alt="Everyone’s least favorite QB  he places locks on rows or tables and blocks all other access to records. He is also a hit at parties with the forehead- beer-can-smash trick."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62278" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/bos2.png" title="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time." alt="As president of the debate team, the Blame-o-saurus loves subjective information. Top weakness? Facts. Like those found by measuring response time."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/thread/62279" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/do2.png" title="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy." alt="Voted 'least easy-going', the DevObstacle loves to isolate IT teams and rigidly stands between DBAs and developers. No collaboration while he's around, boy howdy."

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      <a href="http://thwack.solarwinds.com/message/225349#225349" target="_blank" ><img src="/themes/thwack/images/DPA_monsters/fl2.png" title="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!" alt="Just like that last relationship, moving from Enterprise Edition to Standard sucks! SE Feature Leecher is going to take away your performance monitoring tools that you used to rely on!"

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