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Leon is Down with Uptime!

Leon is Down with Uptime!

Vote for this meme or Leon will turn off the Internet!    "Down with Uptime!"

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The live version of 'Down With The Uptime' from a Disturbed Admin.

Spoken Word....

Solarwinds is the birthplace of uptime

So let me see your Thwack screen name

Can you feel that?

Ah, sit

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Sung....

Looking deep in my sea, monitoring

Broken is your server, I heal

(Will you monitor me?)

It seems what's left of my down side

Is slowly changing to green

(Will you monitor me?)

Looking close at this selection

When suddenly it changes

The status it changes (oh no)

The node is turning yellow now

You've woken up the SysAdmin in me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up NBAR, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the uptime is rising

Don't try to deny you’re healed

(Will you monitor me?)

It seems all is good network wide

And is staying all green

(Will you monitor me?)

It seems you're having some trouble

In dealing with these changes

With all these router changes (oh no)

The world is not a scary place

Now that you've woken up the NCM in me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up NBAR, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

No cache, don't do it again

Don't do it again

I'll be a good cache hit

I'll be a good cache hit, I promise

Yes, cache hit me again

Why didn’t you hit me? No cache hit again?

Why don't hit, you're not hitting me again

Why did you have to be such a wait?

Why don't you QoE

Why don't you quality of experience

Why don't you quality of experience

You can't write cache since your battery died

Never add RAM or drives again, sprawl

Not you

You don't need it

You wasteful ballooning virtual machine

Now you are going to run with two procs

Your fan is dead, get ready to fry

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up your agent, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

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9 Comments

I am thinking that "I'm down with Uptime" would make a nice button or T-Shirt on the future.

RT

Level 11

Great....Now I have the song 'Down With The Sickness' from Disturbed stuck in my head

I added lyrics.  See above.

RT

A kindred mind appreciates your creativity, Radioteacher

Darth Vader - "impressive, most impressive" - YouTube

I had some time to finish it up.

RT

Better still, is how someone who's seen your picture might envision many musical preferences for you, but totally miss adding Disturbed to your play list.  I love things that surprise me, and your reference to Disturbed gave me a great smile--thanks!

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I have been playing acoustic and electric guitars and basses since 1977.  I love music, especially guitar based music.

This morning while riding to work on the motorcycle I was listening to Cake and Disturbed.

My parents took me to see Steve Martin doing his Wild and Crazy Guy tour in 1979. The first concert I attended was in 1982 when I saw Joan Jett open for The Police.

Since then I have seen many different types of live entertainment including but not limited too.

George Carlin (twice), Gallagher (twice) and Sam Kinison (I still think of that night and the song Wild Thing)

In concert:

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Three times....high and sober....sober was better.

Woody Herman and the Thundering Herd

Benny Goodman

Buddy Rich

Al Di Meola, Stanley Clarke and Jean-Luc Ponty

Toby Keith (twice)

Roy Clark

Alan Jackson

Garth Brooks (twice)

BB King

Weird Al (many tours)

Queensryche (Empire Tour with Full Mindcrime album performed) - One the best concerts ever.

Rush - Many many tours

Robert Earl Keen

Gary P Nunn

Allan Holdsworth

Kings X

Yes

G3 Vai, Satriani and Eric Johnson

ZZ Top

Brook and Dunn

Everclear

Toadies

John 5

Once I went to a cool symphony where they used a 9 1/2 foot grand player piano.  They used a paper roll cut by George Gershwin and had the Symphony play with him.

I would go to more hard rock but I am not fond of many in the crowds.

RT

Level 13

"Ill buy that for a dollar!"

(So many possible source - my favorite - Running Man with Arnold and Richard - ill buy that for a dollar movie quote - Bing video )

Lots of co-workers here are wearing their Solarwinds Polo's today for SolarWednseday.

Next week maybe everyone will so we can take a photo.

If we win the Meme contest, the plan is to use the game at work on SolarWednesdays. 

Please vote for this meme!

Everybody say Uptime on break......1..2..3..UPTIME!

RT