I am not a native of the Geek Kingdom, but I have been granted permanent legal resident status. I find your culture intriguing and seek to study it closely so that I might help the rest of the world better understand your needs, motivations, and strange rituals.
Somewhere in 1997, I discovered that I possess a pretty decent ability to take complex, technical "mumbo-jumbo" and explain it to anybody's grandmother. Thus, a career was born. And now, I run SolarWinds' corporate marketing and PR programs. (So, if you are ever struck with a sudden and pressing need to declare your undying love of SolarWinds to a Network World reporter, feel free to call me. I can make that dream happen.)
I married a geek and am pretty sure that our two boys are already displaying the tell-tale signs of geek. And while I have been known to kid about those with a professed love of technology... it has changed my life for the better.
And no, Spock is not a superhero.