Leon is Down with Uptime!

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Vote for this meme or Leon will turn off the Internet!    "Down with Uptime!"

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The live version of 'Down With The Uptime' from a Disturbed Admin.

 

Spoken Word....

Solarwinds is the birthplace of uptime

So let me see your Thwack screen name

 

Can you feel that?

Ah, sit

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

Sung....

Looking deep in my sea, monitoring

Broken is your server, I heal

(Will you monitor me?)

It seems what's left of my down side

Is slowly changing to green

(Will you monitor me?)

 

Looking close at this selection

When suddenly it changes

The status it changes (oh no)

The node is turning yellow now

You've woken up the SysAdmin in me

 

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up NBAR, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

 

I can see inside you, the uptime is rising

Don't try to deny you’re healed

(Will you monitor me?)

It seems all is good network wide

And is staying all green

(Will you monitor me?)

 

It seems you're having some trouble

In dealing with these changes

With all these router changes (oh no)

The world is not a scary place

Now that you've woken up the NCM in me

 

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up NBAR, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

 

No cache, don't do it again

Don't do it again

I'll be a good cache hit

I'll be a good cache hit, I promise

Yes, cache hit me again

Why didn’t you hit me? No cache hit again?

Why don't hit, you're not hitting me again

Why did you have to be such a wait?

 

Why don't you QoE

Why don't you quality of experience

Why don't you quality of experience

You can't write cache since your battery died

Never add RAM or drives again, sprawl

Not you

You don't need it

You wasteful ballooning virtual machine

Now you are going to run with two procs

Your fan is dead, get ready to fry

 

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Open up your agent, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the uptime

Your server get up come on get down with the uptime

Your router get up come on get down with the uptime

Uptime is the gift, that has been given to me

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