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Recently, a rare moment of alignment occurred here at SolarWinds. All the Head Geeks came home to roost, brainstorm, debate, break bread together, and simply bask in the warm glow of friendship and camaraderie.

 

But the event, which only happens between two and three times a year due to our speaking and convention appearances, caused some confusion among the rest of the staff: They didn't know what to call it. Were we a gaggle of Geeks? A herd? A NERD herd?

 

Other collections have interesting names. There's a murder of crows, a conspiracy of ravens, an ostentation of peacocks, and exaltation of larks. There's a troop of baboons and a shrewdness of apes. A parade of elephants and a bloat of hippopotami.

 

Even among humans, we have some interesting group names: a blush of boys, a hastiness of cooks, or a superfluity of nuns.

 

So, I thought I would put it out to the ever creative THWACKizens:

 

What do YOU call a collection, gathering, grouping of Geeks? Are we:

  • A convention?
  • An argument or quibble?
  • An array or hash?
  • Or maybe a chaos or grok.

 

Share YOUR ideas in the comments below!