We have come to the end.


The battles have been hotly-debated, hard-fought (not really) contests pitting what is, quite honestly, a pretty silly set of questionable skills against one another to determine the MOST USEFUL of the Useless Superpowers.


We asked you, the community, to determine which Useless Superpower would be better than no superpower at all. Some of you voted with your hearts, some with your heads, and some with a commitment to fighting crime we had no idea you had!


  • USBz (57%) squeaked past BINARYz despite a compelling and passionate campaign for the 1s and 0s.
  • Our favorite play-in, TWEETz (78%), confidently moves into the final over DROPz who just didn’t have the strength to get to the end.           


From 33 to 2.

But, there can only be ONE!