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They know they should always lock their workstations when they step away for any reason. Rearranging screens, enabling high contrast mode, changing their background to a meme, etc. just helps reinforce that locking your workstation isn't just a good idea, it's policy. What better way to reinforce that with funny consequences, right?
How about creating a rule in NPM / UDT / NTA whereby if an end user tries to go to youtube, or other bandwidth hogging site, an alert goes to the user, the user's supervisor, and the network administrator, then port automatically gets shut down. WARNING!!!! EMPLOYEE XYZ has tried to go to www.this-bandwith-hogging-website.com causing productivity delays and issues. They have been disabled until a supervisor has acknowledged and accepted responsibility.
by -- Disconnect users on VPN who abuse the work from home policy so they must come into the office, when asked blame it on their ISP. -- BLOCKADE the bandwidth hogs and rebel sympathizers who Stream videos at work with custom ACLs or content filter rules. While bypassing the filter for youself, for "testing" purposes. -- HUNT down and exterminate the rebelious propaganda on File Shares by destroying any torrents, music, movies, etc that do not promote the Empire, First Order …
Ill buy software that will fix the specific thing in my area of the business, and not worry about anything else. Then tell the owners of the existing tool you can stop monitoring there area, even though other teams are using the information. But dont worry they will give you limited access to there tool to carry on monitoring? The dark side is strong and they have ways of purchasing tools that nothing in the business already does, but somehow manage to get existing tools to stop what they …
The working day is busy enough without being pestered by sales people on the phones, your Jedi skills will tell you it's a call from the Dark Side so use the force and send them to voicemail
Because we all have those users we love, and we all have those users we do not love as much.
Ever have a boss who is constantly asking questions on how come you didn't know what happened to the (you name it; server, UPS unit, router) and he wants to know when it happens? Create and alert rule that sends him/her all the alerts for the critical devices via e-mail and texts. If port Gi0/1 stops transmitting send alert to email@example.com
You know - keep 'em on their toes and all...
The office war has commenced and you took the path of pure anger and hatred. You decide when the enemy isnt looking to put tape on the optical lens on their mouse. The enemy comes back to curse and scream as the mouse doesnt work but it is plugged in or connected via BlueTooth. Can you feel his/her angeeeeeeeeeeeer?
It would be nice if we could prepend 'Thanos follower - ' to all the Orion users in order to show gratitute to this great leader. Hail Thanos!
You are skilled in using the force to convince your co-workers that "I'm not the documentation expert you are looking for".
You stay up at night with the team all the weekend long reviewing on the last 6 month of performance issues, capacity issues, looking at old gear you need to replace etc, and then on monday you do the presentation to the executives only to find out that there is NO BUDGET for the things you ask and know are required....all the efort for nothing :-)