• Bracket Battle 2019 - Championship Round: USBz vs. Tweetz

    Be the ultimate plugger and never miss a USB connection   vs.   Read the minds of those around you...as long as the thoughts are shorter than 140 characters
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Four: Tweetz vs. Dropz

    Read the minds of those around you...as long as the thoughts are shorter than 140 characters   vs.   Have superhuman strength for a uselessly short amount of time
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: 2ndz vs. zhceepS

    Build an epic trophy room of 2nd place finishes   vs.   Communicate backwards to thwart your foes
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Four: USBz vs. Binaryz

    Be the ultimate plugger and never miss a USB connection   vs.   Interface directly with...not much, really...by speaking binary
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Three: Giftz vs. Dropz

    Gift useless superpowers at rondom   vs.   Have superhuman strength for a uselessly short amount of time
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Three: Tweetz vs. Hovrz

    Read the minds of those around you...as long as the thoughts are shorter than 140 characters   vs.   Hover half a millimeter off the ground and jump short heights (entire inches!!)
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Three: Binaryz vs. Tumblz

    Interface directly with...not much, really...by speaking binary   vs.   Stare down the toughest foes with your handy sidekick: a tumbleweed
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round Three: USBz vs. 2ndz

    Be the ultimate plugger and never miss a USB connection   vs.   Build an epic trophy room of 2nd place finishes
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Sqrlz vs. Dropz

    Understand the wants, needs, wishes, hopes, and dreams of any squirrel   vs.   Have superhuman strength for a uselessly short amount of time
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Tweetz vs. Sortz

    Read the minds of those around you...as long as the thoughts are shorter than 140 characters   vs.   Rank useless superpowers without fail
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Legoz vs. Hovrz

    Identify any lego piece (and its color) just by stepping on it   vs.   Hover half a millimeter off the ground and jump short heights (entire inches!!)
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Giftz vs. Veggz

    Gift useless superpowers at rondom   vs.   Convert dangerous vegetables into other...vegetables
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Tumblz vs. Slowz

    Stare down the toughest foes with your handy sidekick: a tumbleweed   vs.   Resign yourself to a disturbingly slow pace
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: Binaryz vs. Cheez

    Interface directly with...not much, really...by speaking binary   vs.   Lacto-manipulate your way out of any situation
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  • Bracket Battle 2019 - Round 2: USBz vs. Wormz

    Be the ultimate plugger and never miss a USB connection   vs.   Put the 'squiggle' in 'SWQL' and read the mind of worms
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  • Bracket Battle 2019: Ticklz vs. Tweetz

    In the debate between useless super powers, what will you choose to fight crime with?   Instant tickling, on command. Of yourself. vs. Read anyone's thoughts, but only the first 140 characters     3...
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  • Bracket Battle 2019: Sortz vs. Picz

    In the debate between useless super powers, what will you choose to fight crime with?   With zero margin of error, accurately rate the usefulness of other lame super powers vs. Take an immaculate license photo...
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  • Bracket Battle 2019: Loopz vs. Slowz

    In the debate between useless super powers, what will you choose to fight crime with?   Never miss a belt loop vs. Slow yourself down to a near-standstill     3...2...1…Debate!
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  • Bracket Battle 2019: Wormz vs. Tastez

    In the debate between useless super powers, what will you choose to fight crime with?   Communicate telepathically with worms vs. Identify any poison by taste     3...2...1…Debate!
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  • Bracket Battle 2019: Tweetz vs. Forgetz

    In the debate between useless super powers, what will you choose to fight crime with?   Read anyone's thoughts, but only the first 140 characters vs. Focus hard enough and you can forget anything    ...
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