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Happy cruising the THWACKillac this glorious Tuesday! I can’t believe it’s been an entire three months since the last time we chatted about how THWACK is growing.


Last week we wrapped up nine months of preparation for our epic annual virtual IT event, THWACKcamp 2017. If you haven’t checked out some of the amazing sessions the SolarWinds team put together, zip over there and take a peek. I personally thought the 7 Deadly Sins of Data Management session was phenomenal, and I’m not even a DBA.


The event grew with vengeance this year, and helped us with momentum to make some really great updates to THWACK. If you’re active on here, you’ve probably noticed some of the changes roll out over the last couple of months, including @mentions in our live chat and a prettified (technical word) chat embed.


Leaps Forward this Quarter:

  • Site facelift to match the gorgeous refreshed SolarWinds brand.
  • Optimized navigation to simplify your life and make things easier to find.
  • Missions have been de-coupled from blog posts, enabling us to (soon!) do much more exciting activities like Easter egg hunts, quiz games, etc.. The sky is the limit.…the cloud is. Whatever.
  • Blog updates! While we gave a facelift to the ever-so-famous Geek Speak blog, you may have also noticed an exciting new blog called Monitoring Central. It connects with IT Pros on trends and events in the IT industry.
  • Automated store rewards. WHAT? Yes. We can now give away store items to people for participating in any activity you normally receive points for. In fact, any THWACKcamp 2017attendee from the US, UK, Germany, and Canada is in the process of receiving swag bags for attending!


All in all, a pretty solid quarter. As always, a tremendous shout out to Danielle, Wendy, and all of the amazing SolarWinds team members who made THWACKcamp 2017 such an epic event.


We’d also like to publically humiliate our latest team member, Brett Holzhauer, as our latest baby penguin.


Much love, THWACKnation.


Congratulations, you have defeated the Query Blocker, Performance Hog, and Blame Shifter disruptors and you are well on your way to a happy database!

We hope you can take what you learned from this mission as you continue on your conquest of eliminating any and all disruptors in your way!

Now, don’t eat too much of your Halloween candy as there are many treats to come during our November mission (launching November 6th).


THWACK Monthly Mission - October 2017


Mission Recap Survey & Questions:


Database Performance Analyzer

Database and SQL query performance monitoring, analysis, and tuning


**Survey is now closed, thank you to everyone who provided feedback!**


Hi All,


We are considering making some improvements to Orion's log management capabilities. We'd really like to hear how members of the Thwack community are managing log data in your environments and are therefore running a Log Management Survey and would really appreciate your response. It takes <5 minutes and upon completion you will be entered into a draw with a chance to win one of ten $50 Amazon® gift cards*.


Survey Link - SolarWinds Log Management Survey


Also, I'm very interested in talking to users about their current log management practices, so if anyone is up for a quick discussion, please send me a direct message.


Thank you!


*Terms & Conditions available here.

First off, I'd like to personally welcome you to THWACK.  I'll start off with a brief introduction of who we are then we'll jump right in.

Maybe you've heard rumblings of THWACK, or perhaps this is your first time hearing of us.  Whichever the case may be, I'm sure there's one question standing out in your mind: What is THWACK, and how does it benefit me?

Simply put, THWACK connects you with more than 130,000 IT professionals and community members, who've contributed to help us make superior products, provide educational IT content, and, most importantly, help IT professionals do their jobs better.  Here we put you in direct contact with the people who manage and develop our products. THWACK is a place where you have a say in the direction of those products, and where you get support and answers, on the fly, without having to pick up the phone.  Crazy, huh?  A company that actually listens to their customers.  We can't believe you're just now getting here!  Without further ado, allow me to show you what you've been missing.

With almost 15 years of content, THWACK can appear daunting to a first-comer.  To ease the learning curve, we're going quickly to guide you through some of the most important pieces of the site.  Along the way, you'll earn points, including a quick 1500 bonus points for completing this onboarding mission.  You don't need to complete these tasks in one sitting, or in any specific order.  Feel free to come back at your convenience.

Have a customer portal account? Link your THWACK and Customer portal accounts to earn an additional 2,000 THWACK points to spend in the THWACK store! Plus, you'll get great benefits like seeing the products you own on your THWACK profile, seeing your renewal dates, renew licenses, open support tickets, reviewing existing support tickets, and you'll gain more visibility and access to betas for the products you own.



Task 1 - How do you create an account?

No, we won't spam your inbox or add you to any marketing list.  Having an account simply allows you to contribute and take advantage of all the features on the site.  This should take less than 5 minutes of your time.  To create an account, find the "Register" link on the top right-hand corner of your screen. If you already have a THWACK account, you do not need to create another one.  You will need to be logged in in order to complete the rest of the tasks.



Task 2 - Where can you find content to extend your product's capabilities?

Here on THWACK, you'll find thousands of downloadable templates, reports, scripts and more that allow you to customize and extend our products.  Some content in this area is created by SolarWinds employees and the rest has been created and shared with the community by our members.

For this task, navigate to the Content Exchange.  To get there, you first need to go to the Product Forums button in the top navigation bar (under "Product Forums"), choose the product you're familiar with, and select content that suits your needs.  From there, browse through the documents until you find something that sparks interest.

Next, download the template, report, script, etc. that you've chosen.  You can then plug this item into the product which ultimately extends the functionality that is provided out-of-the-box (plugging the downloaded item into the product is not required to complete this task - however, we do recommend you check it out when time becomes available).



Task 3 - How can you influence the direction of a product?

As mentioned earlier, we greatly value customer input, and will gladly review requests for new features.

Here on THWACK, you can submit an idea or feature request for a future implementation.  Product Managers pay special attention to this concept of "ideation" and, to gauge interest, we allow community members to vote on feature requests.

Let me quickly explain how the process works before I give you the task at hand:

There are 5 stages in which an idea can be slated for.  When a user creates an idea, it is placed into the "Recent" stage.  The Product Manager then reviews the request and will move the idea into 1 of 3 stages - Open for Voting, What We're Working On, or Closed.  If an idea is placed in the "Closed" stage, it means the request is either unfeasible or doesn't fit with the direction of the product.  The last stage is "Implemented" which means the feature has been added to the product.  You can read more here about the recent features that were added to our products because of the crowd-sourcing feature on THWACK.

For this task, navigate to a product feature request forum.  Choose a product you are familiar with from the Product Forums in the top navigation bar, then click on Feature requests.

You'll then be dropped on a page which showcases the "top ideas" for that product (choose "show all" at the bottom of the list to see all ideas).  Find a feature request that would bring value to your environment and vote for it.



Task 4 - Where can you get support while troubleshooting an issue?

The product forums are where you will get most of your support, from either other community members or a SolarWinds employee.  There are developers, product managers, community staff, and others that are here to answer your questions and help resolve issues.

For this task, navigate to a product forum.  There is a shortcut to this area at the top of your screen, look for the tab that reads "Product Forums".  Choose a product you are familiar with the drop-down menu, then click on Content.  There is an exceptional amount of content in most of our forums so please take a minute to click around.

Find a discussion thread that sparks your interest and "like" it.



Task 5 - Where can you find product roadmaps?

In the top navigation, look for "Resources". Within that parent, you'll see the Blogs category. SolarWinds has many blogs, and we'll talk about them more in-depth in Task 6.

Select the "Community Announcements" blog.This post stands as a guide to what the teams are working on for each of our products. Once you've found the guide, bookmark it.

Bookmarking a piece of content will place it in your bookmarks, which can be found by clicking the magnifying glass in the navigation menu, and selecing "Bookmarks".



Task 6 - Where can you read blogs about SolarWinds products and other general IT topics?

We have several blogging areas here on THWACK, but four main blogs.  For this task, let's focus on three specific blogging areas: Product Blog, Monitoring Central, and Geek Speak.

First, navigate to the Product Blog.  You can get there by hovering over "Resources" in the nagigation and, under the "Blogs" category, selecting "Product Blog".

You can also reach the product blog for any specific product by going to their product forum and selecting their Product Blog option in their list of buttons.

Some of these blog posts may look familiar because they're streamed into our products. The rumors are true. They come directly from THWACKClick on a blog that interests you and take a minute to read.  Make sure you click on the blog subject line for the action to be recorded.

Second, navigate to Geek Speak. To get there, hover over "Resources" in the nagigation and, under the "Blogs" category, selecting "Geek Speak". Again, choose a post to read.

  Make sure you click on the blog subject line for the action to be recorded.



Extra - How to track your progress

You want to see which tasks you still need to complete? No problem! Go to your Profile - More - Reputation - Missions, and just look for this particular mission.

Once you click on the wheel in right corner, you'll be able to track your progress, based on the bars displayed in the same order as listed in the onboarding mission. Depending on the completion of a certain task, you'll see either a blue bar (complete) or a white bar (to complete).



That's it!  You've completed your first mission and earned 1,500 points to be used in the THWACK Store! Below are a few other good resources to check out.  If you have any THWACK related questions, feel free to reach out to myself or wabbott  or brett.holzhauer



  • Library & Support - Documentation, video tutorials, and other helpful content divided by product.
  • Groups - Participate in RC or beta builds and work directly with the PM to help us put out the next release of our products.  Earn points and badges for your profile!
  • Announcements - Find community/product announcements.  This blog is the home of the very popular MONTHLY MISSIONS! Earn points and prizes every month. You can participate in monthly missions and other promotional campaigns here.
  • What are the points good for?  Credibility, of course, and...


Young THWACK®-hoppers, your monthly mission is complete.

You now have the skills you need to master the art of Security Kung Fu.

We hope you take the wisdom from this journey to help you defeat any cyber security threats that may lie ahead.




Mission Recap Survey & Questions:


Content Resources:


Log & Event Manager

A SIEM that makes it easy to use logs for security, compliance, and troubleshooting


When there is no more room in the database, the disruptors will walk the earth!

Your database is your sanctuary, and you must defend it against the disruptors. Your mission this month is to defeat each disruptor in your path. Along the way you will encounter Performance Hog, Blame Shifter, and Query Blocker.

SolarWinds® Database Performance Analyzer (DPA) has your back by monitoring all of your databases from SQL Server® to the cloud in one installation and gives second-by-second analysis. Time is key in any battle against database disruptors (or trick-or-treaters). We have you covered in the ongoing battle against poor database performance!

Good luck on your October Mission THWACKsters, and enjoy your Halloween candy!


Use the mission’s resources to complete the tasks and answer the questions for a chance to win!

Correctly answer each question during the week and you'll be entered for a chance to win the weekly prize.

Correctly answer all 20 questions over the course of the month and you'll be entered for a chance to win the grand prize: A Xbox One X!


Weekly Prizes & Drawing Dates:

October 9: Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Bread Toaster
October 16: Halloween Window Projector
October 23: Stranger things vinyl + Stranger things travel mug
October 30: Alfred Hitchcock Collection Blu-Ray

Grand Prize

October 30: Xbox One X

150 points are being awarded for each correctly answered question. There are 20 questions, which means you can earn a maximum of 3,000 points for this mission.


Complete the mission shortcut to earn an additional 1,000 THWACK® points & enter to win 1 of 10 sets of DBA Disruptors! disruptors
The shortcut is simple:
    1. Download Database Performance Analyzer
    2. Give us a view that represents your favorite disruptor (Performance Hog, Blame Shifter, or Query Blocker)
      • Performance Hog: He’s the process that just keeps consuming. Yeah, he’s that guy that will take the last chicken wing off your plate and say “you weren’t going to eat that were you?” This would be the SQL statement you see consistently popping up as the most impactful in the charts. Think of a select with numerous joins without a where clause (nothing to filter by).

      • Query Blocker: He’s the guy with the broken down 1984 lemon in your lane! Your stuck. You are going to be late for work. Look for the SQL transaction in your database that doesn’t commit or rollback – yeah, that’s the guy. He causes all kinds of blocking waits. He may even have rolled an external dependency into the transaction.

      • Blame Shifter: He’s subtle. He makes his appearance when applications slow down, but no one knows what the issue is. This when everyone starts pointing fingers! No one wins the blame game, except Blame Shifter. Is it the query itself? Is it the database configuration? Is it the data model? Is it the infrastructure? Where do you even begin?!

    3. Submit a screenshot of your chosen view



A new question will open every day (Monday - Friday) starting on October 2, 2017. Once a question has opened, it will remain open until October 29, 2017 at 11:59 p.m. CDT. Check the schedule below for exact open/close times.

Weekly PrizesMonTueWedThuFriWinners
Week 1: Complete questions 1-5 by October 8 to be entered to win: Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Bread Toaster
Week 2: Complete questions 6-10 by October 15 to be entered to win: Halloween Window Projector
Week 3: Complete questions 11-15 by October 22 to be entered to win: Stranger things vinyl + Stranger things travel mug
Week 4: Complete questions 16-20 by October 29 to be entered to win: Alfred Hitchcock Collection Blu-Ray

Correctly answer all 20 questions by October 29 and get entered to win the Grand Prize! Xbox One X - release date 11/7

Monthly Mission Terms and Conditions: US, UK, and Canada | Germany | Australia

Mission Shortcut Terms and Conditions: US, UK, and Canada | Germany | Australia

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