how geeky! I like that :)
Might emberras myself but...
I don't stalk, I traceroute.
If it is too difficult, you are just not geek enough.
It's not the network, it must be the servers!
How do you know you are a geek? #1: A girl starts to ask you about the weather and you tell her about some storms and lightning in the cloud.
Ping me, I must be dreaming (nice rack).
ok, that was from the top of my head, maybe I can think of some more later.
PS: how can you get those stickers and buttons?
little word game maybe (supposed to make a sentence) :
My baby is now virtual in the cloud.
It's all geek!
Also like these:
I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you
I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
Your love.com is my home page
and... in germany you could have:
My favourite website is Orion!
(I dont think I can post the URL of the german domain ending with orion here... )
@NickBhavsar - Got any job openings? :)
@juliemaya - If I could get my hands on the "I'm not babbling. I'm just encrypted" or any of the other bling, that would be cool.
I also have:
I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room.
Saving the network, one trap at a time.
Will probe your ports for food.
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 @ l1f3
We are working on some server and virtualization slogans for an upcoming event. What do you guys think of these? Got anymore to contribute? Would love to hear your thoughts!
- Bow Before Me, For I am Root
- Don't Play with My vBlocks - OR - I'm taking my vBlocks and going home.
- Who vMotioned my server?
- Virtualize This.
- No Sprawl (with the big red circle and slash through it)
- Who Took My Desktop?
- I'm not down. I'm just suspended.
- Don't Catch VDI.
- Come on over & join my cluster.
- Warning: Approaching Snapshot Limit
- Virtual Pool: No Diving
- Thinly Provisioned
- I'm not thin. I'm just provisioned that way.
- You're the vCenter of my life.
You're the vCenter of my life.
I'm not down. I'm just suspended.
Virtual Pool: No Diving
I'm not thin. I'm just provisioned that way
I've got a VD (with irtual esktop in very small letters below the VD)
I'm not sitting still, I'm vMotioning.
Virtual is Reality
Solarwinds should sell mugs with these on!
Well...I don´t know if my last neuron is not working at this hours but I think you have a very good material with the subjects of some posts, those are interesting, curious, and at some points funny, because they resume with only a phrase all the problems that one can have:
Some posts that I have seen contain:
- Can a Dynamic DNS node be monitored?
- enable password incorrect
- Menu Bars gone wild!
- Page customization question (sql stuff)
- Traps Gone Wild?
- More fun with filter syntax
- Craziness in charts
- your best bet is to open a support ticket
ROOT - if you don't know what it is - you don't need it.
Jolt Cola - Putting the P back in IP
E Pluribus Modem
I caught the Ether-Bunny in my Ethernet
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
RAM Disk is not an installation instruction.
Press any key really means ANY key
The name is BAUD - James Baud
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation
Hello, fellow geeks!
Thanks for the many great suggestions. We pulled a few of them and sent them off to the printer to make buttons and stickers for VMworld Copenhagen. I've attached a preview so that you can let us know what you think! There are still a lot of great ones you guys have contributed, so stay tuned to see which ones are next in our design queue!
Special thanks to:
- jspanitz -- you rock! we pulled 3 of your slogans... hope you like the design work!
- Phantomvirus -- thanks for the great Ether-bunny slogan
- Donald_Francis -- "bow before me for I am root" is an oldie, but a goodie; thanks for reminding us
We will be sending all of you some free geeky gear to thank you for the great submissions... check your email inboxes for details.
Keep the suggestions and comments coming -- we love hearing from you guys and gals!
Don't let the mask fool you, I'm on your subnet.
Proctologist's favorite shell command is "C: <Enter>"
I'd rather have a proxy in front of me than a firewall block me
No chicks running fat clients
Cisco (config)#interface supply_chain
Cisco (config-if)# no shutdown
It's a loopback, OSI stack, get the packet home!
Who finds permissions funny? We all know you love having the power to deny or grant access... go ahead and admit it! We need a good geeky slogan to express how you really feel about this fun part of your job. Here's what we have come up with so far:
- Don't Make Me Change Your Permissions.
- I got your permissions right here.
- Mother, May I Have Access?
Would love to hear your thoughts -- are these funny? or should we go back to the drawing board? Suggestions are welcome!! In fact, we'll even reward you with some geek gear if we produce your slogan. Let's hear those slogans!!
OK I like the the first 2 expecially the second one.
Here is mine.
- What do you mean you don't have access? <evil snicker>
-Did you have access before? Ok then.....
-All ur permissions r belong to me!
-Computer says noooooo.
-OK so what are you willing to trade?
-Permissions... You need'em... but I got'em....
-pppppssssssttt hey you, yea you... you need access????
From our own Accent on Exellence departmental motto we coined:
"Accent on Excel-ence, truly the last Word" for the Excel classes.
My favorite in these times where discretionary budgets are so challenged:
"Virtual Budget - is the lease we can do for you."
"My assembler only JMP's to Conclusions"
"Tis a Far Far better thing Near to my heart"